Cute Little Potato

Tarrlock IS THE MOON

c’mon guise.

PRINCE AND HIS SONGS,MAN

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn’t let another, pet her, unless he was qualified

Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that’s when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs)
They’d line up around the block
Meow

When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (Come Around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it’s time to come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet pussy’s furry magic alters any mood

Scarlet Pussy (It’s cool)
Scarlet Pussy
Pussycat, pussycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make U crazy if U’re too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U’re happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Every dog would try his lines
To get pussy’s attention ([…])
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention (Eew!)

Green virgin teenager
A filthy rich yuppie
Pussycat pussycat
Wherefore art thou puppy?
Scarlet Pussy

She can make U crazy if U’re too close to her heat
She can make U sad when U’re happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Meow
Now what’s going on?
Oh, no, man, look out!
Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg!
MEOW!

Scarlet Pussy

I really couldn’t tell if Vegemite was supposed to be good or disgusting. My mouth was so confused.

My mom doesn’t know what drone strikes are so apparently its irrelevant when talking about politics

People on Facebook who post unneccessarily opinionated things

I just don’t understand why people put so much effort to hate everything people like.
Just because something is popular, mainstream, or not “different” doesn’t mean you have to put down everyone who might be into that sort of shit. Some people try so hard to be different to the point that the effort to be different is inversely related to the level of enjoyment they have in their life. The more people force themselves to be a unique little snowflake the less things there are available for them to truly enjoy. LOOSEN UP, DAMMIT. ITS OKAY TO LIKE THINGS OTHER PEOPLE LIKE AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT FORCING YOURSELF TO LIKE OR DISLIKE A PARTICULAR THING